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Offline Nam

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Cure for Constipation
« on: October 02, 2017, 09:22:27 PM »
So, I don't get the mail every day because, well...the mailbox is pretty far from my house, can't even see it. So I get it once or twice a week. It's a big mail box, as long as no boxes are put into it (medium to large) it probably could hold two weeks worth of mail. I hadn't gotten it since last week, probably five days, mainly because I've been constipated. I could have driven but my vehicle sucks and I hate driving it, so I walked a few minutes ago (9:00pm east.) a quarter of the way there, no longer constipated. Continuous flow of gas etc., to the mailbox and back. Took 15 minutes in total walking. Never walking to get the mail ever again!

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Re: Cure for Constipation
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2017, 12:12:12 AM »
LOL.  Walking is good to combat constipation.  Just don't walk too far from a bathroom.